You can do it...

Katie posted this on her blog (go check it out---she's a great writer and I love her blog on truth) and I thought it was fun. So I'm posting it here with my answers and YOU can post it somewhere with YOUR answers.

Complete the Thought:

Never again in my life: will I attempt to change the color of my hair.

When I was five: I had a new baby brother and I was already missing front teeth.

High School was: all about having pizza picnics in the cemetery and late-night swims in my grandparents' pool.

I will never forget: my own name (hopefully, but at the rate I'm going, I can't bank on it).

I once met: the Brazilian national basketball team.

There’s this girl I know who: can go to bed without brushing her teeth.

By noon I’m usually: ravenously hungry and ready to clock out of the office for the day.

Last night I: met my homie H-to-the-Bump for dinner at a Mexican place, hung with some peeps at Cumberland and went for a walk-n-talk with my friend B.

Next time I go to church: my friend Dave will be with me.

What worries me most: is my own inconsistency.

When I turn my head right, I see: a bottle of lotion on top of a short bookshelf behind the little countertop that people stand at when they come into our office; oh, and a tape dispenser.

When I turn my head left, I see: the calendar on my bulletin board and my project-in-progress files.

You know I’m lying when: I act all nonchalant.

If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Juliette.

By this time, next year: I will have a finished (or at least partially completed) cd project. (Here's hopin'...)

A better name for me would be: little k.

I have a hard time understanding: why people don't always understand me.

If I ever go back to school I’ll: let you know.

You know I like you if: I want to spend time with you, just doing whatever.

Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarro are: foreign cars? Or musicians...

Take my advice, NEVER: say never.

My ideal breakfast is: something yummy.

A song I love, but do not have is: Missing You by John Waite.

If you visit my hometown, I suggest: telling me you're coming.

Why won’t anyone: establish free healthcare in this country?

If you spend the night at my house, DO: know that I have a crazy cat.

I’d stop my wedding for: only the most extreme of circumstances (c'mon---I've waited a LONG time...).

The world could do without: pornography.

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: die.

My favorite blonde is: Reese Witherspoon.

Paperclips are more useful than: staples---you can use them to push those little recessed buttons on computer stuff, hang Christmas ornaments, get dirt out from under your fingernails, hold chip bags closed...

San Diego means: Saint James, por supuesto.

And by the way: this was harder than I thought it would be. Why do we all want to be so clever all the time?